My Contribution to Pop Culture

I didn't solve world hunger. Or invent a viable solution for the climate crisis. But I did get an Althea-ism accepted into urbandictionary.com YAAAAAY!

I am WAY too excited about this!! Especially considering that the editorial "review" process for submissions seems a tad gracious. As in, it's possible that if you submit something, they will most likely add it to their pop cultural tome.

Granted, I sent this term in and never heard back from them. It was only when I sent it in again with a different definition and sentence that they accepted my initial offering.

And I know what you're saying to yourself -- enough with the background, what's the frickin term already??

peen jockey

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peen+jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

To put it in Twific terms, one might say...

I liked that story's well-rounded portrayal of Tanya. Usually she is written as such a peen jockey.

or

Given the graphic language and shameless flirtation exhibited by the Twific community on Twitter, the outside world might suspect we are all a bunch of peen jockeys. But what they don't understand is that *bewbgropes*, raunchy propositioning, and picspams of porn are our expressions of friendly camaraderie.

or

Acting out against Edward's repressed Victorian ways, this OOC New Moon fic Bella has been with 3 guys in one week. If she doesn't stop being such a peen jockey, her reputation will be permanently defiled.

If you leave a comment that uses "peen jockey" in a sentence, I will love you forever. Or as we say on Twitter, there will be *bewbgropes* and *assgrabs* all round!