Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Failure to Thrive, by Julesnerd


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5169904/20/Failure_to_Thrive

Don't know what it is with me and these damaged Edwards!

First, I fell in love with americnxidiot's Cascade and Cyanide. Then it was the Boy in the Red Sweater by starrynytex. For someone who usually doesn't seek out the angst, I am finding myself drawn to it a bit.

I'm enjoying reading Failure to Thrive. I feel a bit weird and voyeuristic because the Edward is dealing with regular-man overactive peen issues. It's like I'm reading a diary written by someone who is documenting their process as a couple as they work through their bedroom inadequacies. But it is definitely an enjoyable read. Their love story is really cute and, as always, Edward is a dreamy romantic boyfriend. Aside from his inability to engage in normal sexytimes.

I think, all-in-all, there really isn't any truly dark angst in this story. I am curious to try dabble in some angst but my emotionally wimpy ass is a bit scared to put myself at the mercy of someone else's creative whims. If I do 'invest' in a straight up admittedly angsty story, it will probably be Wide Awake. Everyone talks about how incredible and formative it was for them to read it. I mean a gajillion recs can't all be wrong. So, of anything out there, it seems the most tested. With the most satisfied customers. Now I just have to work up the nerve to read it. Do it! Do it! Do it!

Official Description:
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 141,640 - Reviews: 790 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Edward & Bella

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