Online possibilities

My birthday is coming up and friends and family are asking me what I want. 

Someone suggested I ask for a subscription to something like J-Date (online dating for Jewish singles). I can't deal with the whole online dating thing but it made me think about what I would even say in a profile.

I'm looking for a nice Jewish boy...

who likes to lose himself in music and geek out over pop culture inanities.

who likes to read and engage and cares about the world. Must like Jon Stewart.

who isn't so into material things and would rather spend money on the important things like HBO/Showtime and the best Netflix subscription.

who thinks sleek style refers to Mac design as opposed to fashion.

who goes out of his way to avoid being mean or unnecessarily perpetuating negativity (aka doesn't complain all the time).

who can be silly and isn't afraid of being wrong.

Oh, and he's gotta be a freak in the sack :)

from my tumblr: my pretty is super

Twific Here, Batman There

Why am I the last person to make a tumblr account? Now that I am (obsessively) collecting images, I realize what the buzz is all about.

http://myprettyissuper.tumblr.com/

It won't be connected to my twitter because mostly Twilight people follow me and I imagine they'd hate me if I constantly bombard them with all the superhero pretty that will be gracing my tumblr.

Please do stop by :)

Adam West is mah boo

I'm the goddamn Batman.

the goddamn Batmeme

I prefer this one

but you can't lose w Christian Bale

I've been jonesing for superhero Twislash, so I'm taking it to the streets of Twitter.

My plea:

WRITING PROMPT: vampSlash E/J are crime-fighting vigilantes (like Batman & Robin, but vamps & banging). Capes are optional. Aaaaand, go!

If that doesn't get your wheels turning, how about this: "Drop the tights, Edward," he growled... (from @tkegl) Gah!!

What would Batman think of superhero Twific vampSlash?

@Tkegl made this gorgeous graphic to inspire people to WRITE!

@catonspeed:
"Jiminy Crickets, Jasper," Edward panted, breath coming fast and hard through clenched teeth, "I saw the Bat signal and came as fast as i could! What dastardly criminal is terrorising fair gotham tonight?"

Jasper slunk from the shadows, hooking his fingers in the utility belt stretched tight across Edward's hips, rubber chafing against rubber as he found purchase, and tugged him hard up against him. "Someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes, Edward."

@conversedcullen:

Edward wanted to protect the innocent, Jasper just wanted to rim him to death Y/FY

E: Why do I need my mask on now Jasp? J: Just put it on darlin'. Thats' right. Now open your legs

E: J, help, I've been tied to a table! J: FUCK YES! E: What are you doing to my tights? J: Hush.

STOP RUBBING IT, JASPER!!! @Tkegl "Is that a batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

@xSuperAshx:

LMAO! We're in a tight spot! RT @xSuperAshx: @AltheaJams haha! "Holy tight holes batman!!"

Hahah! The Bat ears! RT @xSuperAshx: @AltheaJams haha! As Batman is going down..."Watch the horns this time"

Dewww Eeeeet! Write Edward and Jasper as vampire vigilante lovers.


Make it funny. 

Make it kinky.

Make it angsty. 

I don't care, just make it! Thanks!