Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs

Daniel Gale is a character played by Robert Pattinson in the movie The Bad Mother's Handbook.

Annette and Saewood are the danielgaleh00rs.

The danielgaleh00rs have decided that there needs to be copious amounts of fanfiction dedicated to this deliciously adorkable character.

They have written Daniel Gale: Cumming to America.

This fic is HYSTERICAL! I find myself laughing out loud every chapter. Sweet, innocent Daniel encounters the hormone & alcohol fueled life of college in America. Luckily he has Emmett, the best roommate ever, to show him the ropes. And we learn that Daniel likes the ladies with a bit 'o junk in the trunk, which I gotta say, makes him all the more appealing :)

The danielgaleh00rs somehow bring the sweet and the pervy at the same time. A tremendously fun combo. Borderline crackfic, but in the very best way!

The blog they have created to support this story is GENIUS. It has Daniel's Scrapbook of his adventures in America and a section called Asssk Daniel where readers can submit questions for Daniel to answer. Totally creative and I'm crushing hard on these girls.

Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism, by Pastiche Pen

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5350096/1/
Official Description: Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.

This is the weirdest little fic I ever did read, but I totally enjoyed the insanity!! I kind of wanted to eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack. You have got to love a fic where Bella's relationship to blood is like Popeye to spinach.

Pastiche Pen brings the funny. And the quirky. And the WTF?! factor. She made me appreciate crackfic. And the fact that this is multi-chap - it's like the gift that keeps on giving :)

I sing the praises of this frickin HI-larious fic, as well as pay tribute to the awesome recs that this author always throws down (especially in the category of LMAO and crackified)

Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3883938/1/

Description:

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY    VampAU COMPLETE cracktastic

Notes:

Bella is still human, and she and Edward are not yet married but they have graduated from High school. Tensions have been running high in the house so they are all on edge and short with each other so they are slightly OOC.. just warning you...




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10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112891/1/

Description:

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!  VampAU  COMPLETE  cracktastic

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